Roses are Red.
Violets are Blue.
One Day we'll cruise down Blood Gulch Avenue.
It's Red versus Red. It's Blue versus Blue.
It's I against I.
It's Me against You.
What's up doucheholes?
I'm Rageasaurus Fuck. I also go by, but not limited to; Bitchpants McCrabby, Major General Dick Biscuit, and several many expletives.
I'm also known to call others by several many expletives, but in a loving and joking way, of course.
I'm a very lax individual, so don't feel intimidated (ha) by my coarse language. When it comes to business, I'm a serious individual, so don't let this dirty thing sully that image. When I order a commission, I am serious and professional about it. Don't take it as a joke.
Common theme involving me: several many expletives and shoddy attempts at art.
Despite what it may seem, I'm rather friendly, if not a tad abrasive. I'm only a dick to those who deserve it.
I am an adult, so beware little kiddies. Ahurhur. But seriously, ask before contacting me if you're that young. I don't need the cops beating down my door thinking I'm a predator or something of that manner.